sexta-feira, janeiro 26, 2007

El hombre

  • Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • The leading causes of death are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
  • When Chuck Norris jumps on water, he doesn't get wet.. water gets Chuck Norred.
  • Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

1 comentário:

NuNo disse...

n percebi a logica do post :\ deve ser de estudar... estas coisas acontecem as x.. sao coisas mais cenas que acontecem na vida